It's ALL fiction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, one day, it struck me; I should warn my self that all I write is pureunadulteratedfictio,
not unlike dream material. Even as some names seem to correspond with actual reallifepeople, in reality, it only seems that way. For example, the barbie doll is not the barbie doll of your known acquaintance. Even the name barbie doll doesn't reflect the true state of affairs, because what I'm actually trying to tell you is what birds can. As a further example, if I'd said citizen Kooshch, you'd be confused by a sudden unexplained revulsion to foreign languages of which you were not properly warned!

Vlad, Bush and (the excluded) Julia, were three runts of a litter that got separated at birth to be sent to various families for adjustments. Being puppies with papers, really upset a number of supposed possibilities that weren't forseen for them. Thus, they became clowns with various funny titles and outfits that've been handed down from slightly higher.

I hope you get my drift. FICTIOn. Ja?